What? A new post on here?

Ok, so clearly I've been a bit too busy to put anything on here, much less actually cook anything I write about, so here is a recipe to get you through till graduation:

Get out a paper plate
wrap, at least three, turkey hot dogs up in paper towel
microwave for approx. 1-1:30 minutes
unwrap, squirt out some spicy brown mustard on plate.
stick middle of hot dog with fork and alternate dipping ends to eat.
tada.
when finished.
drop fork(if you didn't use plastic) into dishwasher or sink.
pitch plate and paper towel.
all done.
yummy.

goes well with:
several spoonfuls of cottage cheese out of the container (can use the same fork-especially if no one else in your house eats cottage cheese)
and a sugar free cup of jello, strawberry is best. avoid cherry if you've had any tramatic experiences in your childhood with 'triaminic'.

delicious and satisfying meal. no messy cleanup, unless you cook the dogs too long.

later.